Funny New Year Resolutions
I will polish my pate - Bald person
I will do less laundry and use more deodorant. - Executive
I will not regale the same yarn at every get together. - Incorrigible bore
I will remember that 'Cream Cake Day' is on the 29th of every month. - Foodie
Many people look forward to the New Year for a new start on old habits. - Anonymous
Also, remember: A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.
